The World According to Opa

Mitch McConnell is out jogging one morning. He notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, “What’s in the box sonny?” To which the little boy responds, “Kittens, They’re brand new kittens.”

Mitch McConnell laughs and says, ‘What kind of kittens are they?  “Republicans, sir,” the little boys says.

“Oh that’s wonderful,” McConnell says, smiling contentedly as he continues his jogging.

A couple of days later McConnell is jogging again, but this time with his colleague John Boehner. He spies the same boy with his box just ahead. McConnell says to John, “You’ve just gotta see this, John.”  They both jog over to the boy with the box.

McConnell says, “Look in the box John, isn’t that cute? Look at those fluffy little kittens.”

Boehner says, “Say, those are really cute kittens young man. What kind of kittens are they?”

The boy replies, “They’re Democrats, sir.”

“What?” McConnell says. “I jogged by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What’s changed? “Well,” the lad says, “their eyes are open now.”

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